Lazy witch

On a darkest night
In the darkest room
stood the darkest witch
with her darkest broom

Dark thoughts she had
silence she would bring
I couldn’t believe
she would do such a thing

“When the moon is full
If I do it right
I could stop all music
on a Christmas night”

“I just need
a couple of things,
1 purple dog
and the first day of spring”

“5 mushrooms that grow
on the highest peak
in the biggest forest
by the longest creek”

“then a dinosaur egg
5 falling stars
one wooden leg
and a rock from mars”

“This is too hard!
This is too tough!
It would take years
to collect all that stuff”

“And it would take months
too cook it in the oven!”

So she just laid back
and played some Beethoven.